Jon Konrath ([info]jkonrath) wrote,
@ 2008-11-26 06:38:00
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I still can't believe this
This is how much weight I lost in 2008:

From camphone


I can barely carry 50 pounds of lard ten feet in a Safeway - not sure how I did it for decades when it was attached to my body.

Also, this wasn't Safeway, it was Pack and Save (Pick and Save? something like that) which is a Safeway-owned store, but roughly the size of the hanger in an aircraft carrier. We went through all 87 aisles, each one five times as large as a Key Foods in New York, and then at the end, there was another entire grocery store of booze and jumbo-sized packaging.



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[info]lilmetalfingers
2008-11-26 03:03 pm UTC (link)
that's awesome that you've lost so much.
BUT
the bigger question is: who the fuck buys 25lb buckets of lard?

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[info]iron_chef_gein
2008-11-26 07:53 pm UTC (link)
"who the fuck buys 25lb buckets of lard?"

Anybody who's planning to deep-fry a whole 6 year-old. Now hold still, you little bastard-- you need more breading.

p.s. Jon, congrats. Hope the knees benefiting from the lightened load and you're settling in. Here's to keeping it off for years to come ... I'm about ready to buy a new wardrobe of 30" pants to make sure I do the same thing permanently.

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[info]linguao
2008-12-09 02:15 am UTC (link)
congrats!

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